25 December 2007

Jesus vs Satan

This may be a joke, but is a "very good" joke:

Jesus and Satan were arguing over who was better with computers. Finally God suggested a way to settle it: Each would spend two hours using spreadsheets, designing web pages, making charts and tables.

The two sat at their keyboards and began typing furiously. Just before the two hours were up, the power went out. Once it came back on, they booted up their computers.

"It's gone! It's all gone!" Satan screamed. "My work was destroyed!"

Meanwhile, Jesus began printing out His work. "Hey, he must have cheated!" Satan yelled. "How come his stuff wasn't lost?"

God shrugged and said simply,

"Jesus Saves."

Merry Christmas! remember, Jesus SAVES!!!

there is Victory in Christ Jesus! read here!

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